Lord she's gone done left me done packed / up and split

I'm usually a light packer. But this time, for some reason, I have enough things crammed in my bags to never come back.

The "art bag" alone consists of acylics, oil pastels, watercolors, pencils, two types of paper, and sm. wood panels among other misl.

The clothes bag has everything from shorts and tank tops to long underwear and winter jacket.

Why should I come back?

Note to V.: If you don't see me by the time my passport runs out, meet me in Canada. Bring the dog. And any others (dogs) you find along the way.