due to the ionized water the juice is digested immediately on contact with the esophagus, rendering all intestinal and digestive processes below that point useless. Important Note: due to the rapid absorbtion of nutrients by the esophagus a possible dangerous exothermic reaction occurs, please drink juice only when ambient room temperature is less than 30 degrees fahrenheit.
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That's pretty intense.
Well, at least your poop will be pretty colors.
You know you want some!
due to the ionized water the juice is digested immediately on contact with the esophagus, rendering all intestinal and digestive processes below that point useless. Important Note: due to the rapid absorbtion of nutrients by the esophagus a possible dangerous exothermic reaction occurs, please drink juice only when ambient room temperature is less than 30 degrees fahrenheit.
mind over matter young zombie king--mind over matter.
ps.
thanks for the heads up. i'll drink outside from now on. :)-
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